Wednesday, August 18, 2010

As The Metrobus Turns, Quality Parenting Edition

So I'm sitting here minding...well, everyone else's business, when a little girl no older than 3 or 4 says "Son of a bitch I hurt my damn leg!" No, really. The mother laughed and said "That's shocking for you!" Then she went back to texting.
 
Chris Lansdell
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

As The Metrobus Turns, Overshare Edition

Person 1: What happened with that missus you was wid?
Person 2: She got another man, b'y. Done with her anyway.
Person 1: Oh right on. So you're living alone now.
Person 2: No b'y, got a man too.
Person 1: Wha?
Person 2: Yes b'y. Done with women now.

This made me smile with joy.

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