Friday, March 11, 2011

As The Metrobus Turns, Creepy Old Man Edition

Ahhh Metrobus, how I missed thee whilst thou were on strike. It's been a while since I saw anything postworthy, but today just took the cake. Sitting at the Village Mall, waiting for the bus to leave. A few people get on, including a skinny girl who looked about 16, two Asian gentleman and an older guy in a fedora, khaki trenchcoat and track pants. Dude was also rocking a pornstache, but if you've seen me recently I can hardly comment on that. He went and sat on the back seat, and I thought nothing of it until the young girl got up, went to the back and sat virtually on his lap. He put an arm around her and I thought "OK, that's his daughter."

Suffice it to say that I'm now really hoping she is NOT his daughter. I know age is just a number, but so is 20. As in YEARS IN JAIL. Ugh. And she's the instigator, whispering and giggling and...never mind. Just...ugh.
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