As The Metrobus Turns - Classic Literature Edition

It's been a while, huh? Well the denizens of the St. John's Transit system have been surprisingly normal recently. Until today, that is. The following exchange occurred between 3 high school students just minutes ago:

Teen 1: "Chelsea asked me today if Anne Frank was still alive."
Teen 2: "She is, right? Wasn't she the only Jew to survive the Hologram?"
Teen 3: "It's holocaust you idiot! And yeah she did but that was 80 years ago, she's obv dead now!"
Teen 1: "Like are you even kidding me? They shot her!"
Teens 2+3: "WHAT? Why???"

At least one of them seems to have her head screwed on...

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