This one actually happened last week, but I've been too busy to write it up. Two teenaged fellows were sitting in the back of the bus, one of whom had female accompaniment. The fellow and his female had clearly been courting at some point in the recent past, but it seems he believed that she had been less than dedicated to him, as he kept referring to her as a less-than-intelligent lady of ill repute. His exact words were, I believe "You're a *expletive deleted* stupid *expletive deleted*." She took exception to this and vehemently protested her innocence, proclaiming "I never cheated on you since the last time!", punctuated with several blows to the arm. Not wishing to engage in fisticuffs with a member of the fairer sex, our hero distanced himself from his antagonist and suggested that perhaps her mental faculties were not all in order. "You're *expletive deleted* cracked you psycho *expletive deleted*" was the cry. At this point my fellow passengers were all watching in a mixture of shock, curiosity and revulsion as she threatened to get off the *expletive deleted* bus and walk home and he promised to follow her. The exchange would continue thus for about 5 minutes, culminating in five flanges in full physiog from her to him, followed by a rapid disembarkment.
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